You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
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You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.
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I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
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The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
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In deep sleep hear sound
Cat throwup hairball somewhere
Will find in morning
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Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
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Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
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The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
Your foot just squashed one
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You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
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My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.
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Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
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Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Shouldn't leave around
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Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
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Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My cries will wake dead.
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I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
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Want to go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
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Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
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Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ...
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Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
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Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll go in the sink.
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The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
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We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
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