Facts You Can't Live Without What occurs more often in December than any other month? Conception. Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it? Skinny dipping. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show? No theme song/music. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? Their birthplace. This is propinquity. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? Obsession More women do this in the bathroom than men. Wash their hands. (Women = 80%; Men = 55%) If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? One thousand What do 100% of all lottery winners do? Gain weight. In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell. Banana What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men. Change their underwear. This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous. A kiss This is the only food that doesn't spoil. Honey There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year. Father's Day What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic? He was allergic to carrots. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this? Snoop in your medicine cabinet. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this. Wear underwear. About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting? Flush the toilet. What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is feature on every episode of "Seinfeld"? Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator. 85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this. Cheating on their wives. Back to Jokes Page